If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style...

Arrogance: The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

Despair, Inc is a company from Austin, Texas, that produces posters and souvenirs that satirise corporate habitats and life in general. Their work became famous for their dark, humurous and ironic demotivator items. In 2000, Despair, Inc. obtained a registered trademark in the USA for the well-known emoticon :-( when used on greeting cards, posters and art prints (actually, they once held a press conference stating that they would sue anyone who would dare to use it on emails too :)